A "H" in Paris !!!
A thought which came years ago during our Engineering days . A thought which I know is fairly hard to be realized any day . Yet the thought in the mind is enough to live and let live in that world.
Background - All 10 of us i.e Me, Rajas, Chinmay, Chirag, Ashwini, Dipty, Bhagyashree, Prasad , Ani and Kalpreet get married on the same day . And go for honeymoon together with our respective spouses.
After Arrival at Paris -
Scene#1 -
Chirag n Ashwini are back from the flight and have just checked in the hotel . Their bags have been delivered by the service guy in the hotel to their rooms. Ashwini has just entered her room. Chirag follows behind and is about to lock the door. Chirag shouts " Areyyyyyyy ... " . It's Ashwini from behind , unbuttoning Chirag's shirt , while Chirag feels helpless. (Thank God , not Hopeless. For the hope has just been born ). Chirag thinks of returning the favor to Ashwini , and turns towards her with an intent. His eyes lit up on what he sees. And he shouts "Aaila " .Lights off !!!
Scene #2-
Rajas ka bedroom : Rajas' newly wed American wife , sits in her airy handful of clothes , on the bed waiting for Rajas, who has just gone dutifully for brushing his teeth on his first night of honeymoon . The door of the bathroom is shut from inside. Wifey gets excited , expecting some Top Rajas style private activity . Rajas , in only his spiderman boxer and wedding ring , opens the door , smiles , eats a cadbury kept on the table just outside bathroom , goes back inside and shuts the door . Wifey becomes bored . The very next moment , Rajas opens the door , and runs and jumps on the bed , expecting to land besides or on his Angrez dulhan . Wifey gets scared . Rajas gets in aamrakhand box from his bag , for his wife to make up her mood. "Khaa ga. Avdel tula. Chaan godd godd asta.Khaun ghe. Mastt tichkya marat mala tujhyavar parat long jump karayla sangshil mag khush houn( In traditional Rajas tone) " And lights off. Next we here is thumping sound of someone landing on something and then someone shouting out loudly.
Scene #3-
Dipty and her spouse on the way to their room in hotel lobby. "Ae , ikde naa bharpur shopping karaychi ahe . Market ahe motha ikde jam me aiklay. Vicharun thev bakichyana ikde.Wow. Mala tar vichar karunach kasatari hotay" . While her spouse, in his mind, " Kay mulgi ahe . Kay bolaycha hya velis and he kay boltey" . Meanwhile, madhech Dipty says , " Jaam thakayla jhalay yaar. Ata jaun masttt jhopnare me. direct udya uthnare. " Her spouse ,in his mind " Jhala , mulancha janma mhatarpani hoil asa asnare tar" . And smiles at Dipty. They enter the room. And Lights Off !!!
Scene #4-
Aniruddha and his wife , are excited, highly excited about their honeymoon at Paris. On arriving at the room. Aniruddha , keeping his excitement intact and it's visual effect to low , tells her to freshen up. While he changes to his favorite clothes. While his wife gets freshened up, Ani thinks of making the moment a bit filmy and special one. He plays the songs in the background on loudspeaker mode , playing his favorite Salman Khan's songs . Does a few steps of all the top numbers to impress his wife again . Plays the no. "o o jaane jaana.. dhunde tujhe deewana" ... and thinks its the perfect moment to take off his shirt and approach his wife. Meanwhile , while doing this, suddenly his wife changes the song to " Tune to Palbhar me chori kiya re jiya.. more piya" .. and the setting becomes too romantic for her. Ani's mind starts blaberring Azs n Fzs of all sorts . His control , his tempo , has all been put to a test by his wife . Thinks of an evil plan then. Purposefully, drops a condom pack while dancing from his pocket, to hint his wife . The wife asks for it, on seeing something falling from the pocket. Ani , at his dramatic best, tries to be shy and avoids showing it to her . But she pulls, sees it , and tells, " Arey bara jhala tu aanle. Mala magashi jinyat lakshat ala , ki mi anlech nahi. Ata ikdech nako family planning vhayla. " And Ani smiles. Ani Laughs. Lights off !!!
Scene #5-
Bhagyashree , dancing to the tunes of "Ae ji , Oo Ji, Lo ji suno ji" and her mister are walking to the hotel reception. On getting the keys, husband drops a side glance to Bm , and smiles. Bm , understands the smile. Life Scene - 1st floor - No one has spoken yet !!! 2nd floor- No one has spoken yet !!! 3rd floor- No one has spoken yet !!! .... 18th floor - The lift speaks "18th floor" and both walk out to their room 1804. Bhagyshree , nervousness creeping up, walks behind her hubby into the room. On entering the room , husband goes to the washroom . Bhagyashree, with a thousand thoughts dancing in her mind , waits nervously outside, yet unchanged from her long journey-soaked clothes. Her husband walks out from the washroom , and starts removing his shirt. Bm , thinks, "Ohh no , aatach suru. Nahi .. I want sometime. I should speak about it" .... Mustering some courage , Bm speaks " Ahoo aika , please thodya vel thamba na" . To this her hubby replies , " Why ? We should do this. SHouldn't we ? " Bm, tthinks again. "Kiti ghaan vulgar maanus ahe ha. Nusta tech karaycha ahe. Mhanun lagna kela mjhyasarkhya sundar mulishi " And unknowingly shouts ,"Shiiiiii ... kahi vatat kasa nahi tumhala . Shiiii . Cheap. Vulgar. Dirty mind " Hubby speaks , " Hyat kay cheap.Vulgar. I mean i agree, I am doing this with you for first time. But why wait ? We should get used to it . Right? " Bhagyshree's thoughts start to escalate . And she shouts again " Aho , pan we are already tired. We should have some rest na " ... Hubby's eyes are wide open now , and he starts laughing upon realising what has just happened. And says " HAhahahahaha. All this time , I have been talking just about changing clothes and freshening up. And you were thinking about * * * " ....Hahahahaha.... On realising that she herself has her mind preoccupied with sex, Bm blushes , goes to the bathroom , changes and comes out . And she herself switches the lights off !!! And smiles towards her hubby.
Scene #6-
Having these looks of a gentleman , but a devilish mind inside, has always been a disadvantage for Chinmay. Now will it work to his advantage or not after marriage is what we are yet to see.
Chinmay walks with his wife , to their room . Before closing the door , he just sees Chirag closing the door too , and gives a mischievious smile , and at that very moment , sees what Ashwini has done to Chirag. That paces the mind of Chinmay for a lot of things . On turning back and looking back at his wife , an educated , good looking , susanskrut Marathi wife , Chinmay's mind drops the notion of early action . Chinmay thinks ,"Jau de. Jaam sabbhya ahe hi. Nako ugach vedevaakde prakar karayla." And starts interacting in his decent mannerisms. Asks his wife "Do you want to grab any snack or something? It has been a long journey. I think we should rest. " His wife nods , and speaks ," Listen na , why not we talk while we go for a nap" . Chinmay nods for it . The devilish mind speaking " Chaila, ata sagalya faltu gappa suru honar hichya. Tumhi kay kela.. He kay asta.. te kay asta.. kay avadata and all. Chirag chi majja ahe. Ashwini ne ata paryant Chirag cha ekda tari rape kela asel. And mi bagha. Kuthe adakloy chaila.. Nashibach futka ahe majha" . Meanwhile, his wife asks him something which catches his eye ," What was the first thought on entering the room? Answer honestly haan" . Chinmay , totally bowled over, is puzzled, and confused on how to go about answering this. He says " Ummm.. actually na.. Asa kahi vichar nhi kela me. I just thought of closing the door,then I looked at you and.. " Wife:" And.. and .. and what?? " Chinmay :" And thought we should rest" .. Wife :" Tula majhyakade baghun aaram karavasa vatla ? " Chinmay :"( Devil inside smiling ) Aga, I meant , We have just reached here na , so why not rest? " Wife: " I dont arouse any feelings that means inside you. " Chinmay :" (Devil inside dancing) Aga... hhahaha.. feelings tar photo baghun pan alelya... " Wife: " (Eyes wide open now) (Starts laughing ) ..Hahaha.. mag ata express kar ki feelings ...Condoms anlet na?? " Chinmay : " Aga anlele. Thamb. Amhi sagalyani ekatra vikat ghetlele.. Bahutek divide kele nhiyet. Chirag kade asavet." Wife:"Jaude. Ashwini tar bus madhech kadhi utrun palte room var ashi jhaleli . Tu control thev fakt swathavar end la. Rest is fine. Ata ye ikde." Chinmay :"( Devil is finally free and out) Haan thamb light band karto " Lights off !!!
Scene #7-
Prasad walks , with his hands in his pocket , wifey walking besides him . Sees Aniruddha locking his door. And laughs . Wife observes this and smiles. They enter the room. Both get freshened up . Prasad comes and switches on the tv. Asks his wife " Kahi sang channel tula kuthcha lavaychay tar." Wife says "No" .Then Pappu decides to talk to his wife. Goes and sits besides her. And starts" He bagh . Ata aplya doghancha lagna jhala ahe. Aplyala khup goshti ekmekanbaddal mahit nhi ahe. Khup goshti ata navin face karavya lagtil. Tar me kay bolto . Apan sagala discuss karuya. And sampvuya hi gosht aaj. Mhanje parat kadhi aplyala vicharaychi garaj nahi sarkhi. Tujha he kay. He ka nahi nahi bollis. Mala te sagala faltu bhandana nako nantar. Kay boltes? " Wife: "Ho chalel . Jasa tumhi sangal ." Pappu :" Thike. (Both discuss about their families and family expectations) Then.... Pappu :" Tujhe kiti bf hote?" Wife:" Hote ki ahet? " Pappu :"Accha.. Ata pan ahet? Sahi yar.. majha nashib asa ka nahi. Anyways kiti ahet ata? " Wife :"Tumhala pakadla tar 4 . Nahitar 3. Ho 3 currently.Ekashi yetana breakup karun ale/ Bakichyanshi halu halu karel. Mag fakt tumhi ekach end la . (Smiles) ." Pappu :" Kya baat hai. Dhanya jhalo me.Baki bol ? Kahi share karaychay tula tujhya past baddal? Honestly bol . Nantar kahi vanda nhi mag." Wife : " Kay sangu ? Aaj kal je pratyek mulisobat hota, te sagala kelay me. Baki kahi nahi. " Pappu " Accha" .. Wife : "Ajun kahi ? " Pappu :" Kay hota , kartat aaj kal chya muli? Mala kharach mahit nhi ga. So vichartoy". Wife :(BLushes) " Asa sangu kasa. Parat ekda karayla sangal tar kahi problem nahi, Sangayla kathin ahe pan." Prasad: " Sod. Jaude. Jhopuya ata." Wife:" ( Disappointed with his reaction) Kk. " Lights off !!!
Scene #8-
Kalpreet and her Punjabi launda walk into their room and , to her surprise, Kb finds the room all decorated in her favorite color pink , with rose petals spread on the bed . Her favorite accessories being giftpacked and placed on the bed . Kb is happy. Kb is mad. Kb is excited . Woh fula na samaayi. She hugs her hubby ...n shouts " Oh my God, Oh my God , this is so romantic. Wowww ..." Hubby smiles , and tells her " Its all for you jaanu ... Chal ab jaldi fresh ho jaao.." Kb :" I have already started going crazy. Paris. Here this surprise. And we have so many things to do. Shopping, photos , roaming, eating ... wowwwwww... Its gonna be a killer week." Kb goes to the washroom , and hubby changes in the time too and lies on the bed , while switching on the music system , playing some light romantic instrumentals. On returning back , wet hair , kajalled eyes , pinky shining lips , Kb in bathroom robe , Hubby finds there is something waiting for him on the cards. Kb comes close to her hubby , lies besides him on the bed. Hubby's heartbeat increases. Music track playing in his mind "Dil dhak dhak karne laga... Ho mora jiya ra darrne laga" . Kb comes very close , her cheeks brushing with his cheeks , her body aroma filling his senses , his heartbeats have surpassed those of athletes, they are very close now. Their faces are almost on the brink of a .................... And ... ............................................. Kb removes her cellphone and tell her hubby to look above and clicks a selfie. Hubby Smiles. Lights off !!!
Background - All 10 of us i.e Me, Rajas, Chinmay, Chirag, Ashwini, Dipty, Bhagyashree, Prasad , Ani and Kalpreet get married on the same day . And go for honeymoon together with our respective spouses.
After Arrival at Paris -
Scene#1 -
Chirag n Ashwini are back from the flight and have just checked in the hotel . Their bags have been delivered by the service guy in the hotel to their rooms. Ashwini has just entered her room. Chirag follows behind and is about to lock the door. Chirag shouts " Areyyyyyyy ... " . It's Ashwini from behind , unbuttoning Chirag's shirt , while Chirag feels helpless. (Thank God , not Hopeless. For the hope has just been born ). Chirag thinks of returning the favor to Ashwini , and turns towards her with an intent. His eyes lit up on what he sees. And he shouts "Aaila " .Lights off !!!
Scene #2-
Rajas ka bedroom : Rajas' newly wed American wife , sits in her airy handful of clothes , on the bed waiting for Rajas, who has just gone dutifully for brushing his teeth on his first night of honeymoon . The door of the bathroom is shut from inside. Wifey gets excited , expecting some Top Rajas style private activity . Rajas , in only his spiderman boxer and wedding ring , opens the door , smiles , eats a cadbury kept on the table just outside bathroom , goes back inside and shuts the door . Wifey becomes bored . The very next moment , Rajas opens the door , and runs and jumps on the bed , expecting to land besides or on his Angrez dulhan . Wifey gets scared . Rajas gets in aamrakhand box from his bag , for his wife to make up her mood. "Khaa ga. Avdel tula. Chaan godd godd asta.Khaun ghe. Mastt tichkya marat mala tujhyavar parat long jump karayla sangshil mag khush houn( In traditional Rajas tone) " And lights off. Next we here is thumping sound of someone landing on something and then someone shouting out loudly.
Scene #3-
Dipty and her spouse on the way to their room in hotel lobby. "Ae , ikde naa bharpur shopping karaychi ahe . Market ahe motha ikde jam me aiklay. Vicharun thev bakichyana ikde.Wow. Mala tar vichar karunach kasatari hotay" . While her spouse, in his mind, " Kay mulgi ahe . Kay bolaycha hya velis and he kay boltey" . Meanwhile, madhech Dipty says , " Jaam thakayla jhalay yaar. Ata jaun masttt jhopnare me. direct udya uthnare. " Her spouse ,in his mind " Jhala , mulancha janma mhatarpani hoil asa asnare tar" . And smiles at Dipty. They enter the room. And Lights Off !!!
Scene #4-
Aniruddha and his wife , are excited, highly excited about their honeymoon at Paris. On arriving at the room. Aniruddha , keeping his excitement intact and it's visual effect to low , tells her to freshen up. While he changes to his favorite clothes. While his wife gets freshened up, Ani thinks of making the moment a bit filmy and special one. He plays the songs in the background on loudspeaker mode , playing his favorite Salman Khan's songs . Does a few steps of all the top numbers to impress his wife again . Plays the no. "o o jaane jaana.. dhunde tujhe deewana" ... and thinks its the perfect moment to take off his shirt and approach his wife. Meanwhile , while doing this, suddenly his wife changes the song to " Tune to Palbhar me chori kiya re jiya.. more piya" .. and the setting becomes too romantic for her. Ani's mind starts blaberring Azs n Fzs of all sorts . His control , his tempo , has all been put to a test by his wife . Thinks of an evil plan then. Purposefully, drops a condom pack while dancing from his pocket, to hint his wife . The wife asks for it, on seeing something falling from the pocket. Ani , at his dramatic best, tries to be shy and avoids showing it to her . But she pulls, sees it , and tells, " Arey bara jhala tu aanle. Mala magashi jinyat lakshat ala , ki mi anlech nahi. Ata ikdech nako family planning vhayla. " And Ani smiles. Ani Laughs. Lights off !!!
Scene #5-
Bhagyashree , dancing to the tunes of "Ae ji , Oo Ji, Lo ji suno ji" and her mister are walking to the hotel reception. On getting the keys, husband drops a side glance to Bm , and smiles. Bm , understands the smile. Life Scene - 1st floor - No one has spoken yet !!! 2nd floor- No one has spoken yet !!! 3rd floor- No one has spoken yet !!! .... 18th floor - The lift speaks "18th floor" and both walk out to their room 1804. Bhagyshree , nervousness creeping up, walks behind her hubby into the room. On entering the room , husband goes to the washroom . Bhagyashree, with a thousand thoughts dancing in her mind , waits nervously outside, yet unchanged from her long journey-soaked clothes. Her husband walks out from the washroom , and starts removing his shirt. Bm , thinks, "Ohh no , aatach suru. Nahi .. I want sometime. I should speak about it" .... Mustering some courage , Bm speaks " Ahoo aika , please thodya vel thamba na" . To this her hubby replies , " Why ? We should do this. SHouldn't we ? " Bm, tthinks again. "Kiti ghaan vulgar maanus ahe ha. Nusta tech karaycha ahe. Mhanun lagna kela mjhyasarkhya sundar mulishi " And unknowingly shouts ,"Shiiiiii ... kahi vatat kasa nahi tumhala . Shiiii . Cheap. Vulgar. Dirty mind " Hubby speaks , " Hyat kay cheap.Vulgar. I mean i agree, I am doing this with you for first time. But why wait ? We should get used to it . Right? " Bhagyshree's thoughts start to escalate . And she shouts again " Aho , pan we are already tired. We should have some rest na " ... Hubby's eyes are wide open now , and he starts laughing upon realising what has just happened. And says " HAhahahahaha. All this time , I have been talking just about changing clothes and freshening up. And you were thinking about * * * " ....Hahahahaha.... On realising that she herself has her mind preoccupied with sex, Bm blushes , goes to the bathroom , changes and comes out . And she herself switches the lights off !!! And smiles towards her hubby.
Scene #6-
Having these looks of a gentleman , but a devilish mind inside, has always been a disadvantage for Chinmay. Now will it work to his advantage or not after marriage is what we are yet to see.
Chinmay walks with his wife , to their room . Before closing the door , he just sees Chirag closing the door too , and gives a mischievious smile , and at that very moment , sees what Ashwini has done to Chirag. That paces the mind of Chinmay for a lot of things . On turning back and looking back at his wife , an educated , good looking , susanskrut Marathi wife , Chinmay's mind drops the notion of early action . Chinmay thinks ,"Jau de. Jaam sabbhya ahe hi. Nako ugach vedevaakde prakar karayla." And starts interacting in his decent mannerisms. Asks his wife "Do you want to grab any snack or something? It has been a long journey. I think we should rest. " His wife nods , and speaks ," Listen na , why not we talk while we go for a nap" . Chinmay nods for it . The devilish mind speaking " Chaila, ata sagalya faltu gappa suru honar hichya. Tumhi kay kela.. He kay asta.. te kay asta.. kay avadata and all. Chirag chi majja ahe. Ashwini ne ata paryant Chirag cha ekda tari rape kela asel. And mi bagha. Kuthe adakloy chaila.. Nashibach futka ahe majha" . Meanwhile, his wife asks him something which catches his eye ," What was the first thought on entering the room? Answer honestly haan" . Chinmay , totally bowled over, is puzzled, and confused on how to go about answering this. He says " Ummm.. actually na.. Asa kahi vichar nhi kela me. I just thought of closing the door,then I looked at you and.. " Wife:" And.. and .. and what?? " Chinmay :" And thought we should rest" .. Wife :" Tula majhyakade baghun aaram karavasa vatla ? " Chinmay :"( Devil inside smiling ) Aga, I meant , We have just reached here na , so why not rest? " Wife: " I dont arouse any feelings that means inside you. " Chinmay :" (Devil inside dancing) Aga... hhahaha.. feelings tar photo baghun pan alelya... " Wife: " (Eyes wide open now) (Starts laughing ) ..Hahaha.. mag ata express kar ki feelings ...Condoms anlet na?? " Chinmay : " Aga anlele. Thamb. Amhi sagalyani ekatra vikat ghetlele.. Bahutek divide kele nhiyet. Chirag kade asavet." Wife:"Jaude. Ashwini tar bus madhech kadhi utrun palte room var ashi jhaleli . Tu control thev fakt swathavar end la. Rest is fine. Ata ye ikde." Chinmay :"( Devil is finally free and out) Haan thamb light band karto " Lights off !!!
Scene #7-
Prasad walks , with his hands in his pocket , wifey walking besides him . Sees Aniruddha locking his door. And laughs . Wife observes this and smiles. They enter the room. Both get freshened up . Prasad comes and switches on the tv. Asks his wife " Kahi sang channel tula kuthcha lavaychay tar." Wife says "No" .Then Pappu decides to talk to his wife. Goes and sits besides her. And starts" He bagh . Ata aplya doghancha lagna jhala ahe. Aplyala khup goshti ekmekanbaddal mahit nhi ahe. Khup goshti ata navin face karavya lagtil. Tar me kay bolto . Apan sagala discuss karuya. And sampvuya hi gosht aaj. Mhanje parat kadhi aplyala vicharaychi garaj nahi sarkhi. Tujha he kay. He ka nahi nahi bollis. Mala te sagala faltu bhandana nako nantar. Kay boltes? " Wife: "Ho chalel . Jasa tumhi sangal ." Pappu :" Thike. (Both discuss about their families and family expectations) Then.... Pappu :" Tujhe kiti bf hote?" Wife:" Hote ki ahet? " Pappu :"Accha.. Ata pan ahet? Sahi yar.. majha nashib asa ka nahi. Anyways kiti ahet ata? " Wife :"Tumhala pakadla tar 4 . Nahitar 3. Ho 3 currently.Ekashi yetana breakup karun ale/ Bakichyanshi halu halu karel. Mag fakt tumhi ekach end la . (Smiles) ." Pappu :" Kya baat hai. Dhanya jhalo me.Baki bol ? Kahi share karaychay tula tujhya past baddal? Honestly bol . Nantar kahi vanda nhi mag." Wife : " Kay sangu ? Aaj kal je pratyek mulisobat hota, te sagala kelay me. Baki kahi nahi. " Pappu " Accha" .. Wife : "Ajun kahi ? " Pappu :" Kay hota , kartat aaj kal chya muli? Mala kharach mahit nhi ga. So vichartoy". Wife :(BLushes) " Asa sangu kasa. Parat ekda karayla sangal tar kahi problem nahi, Sangayla kathin ahe pan." Prasad: " Sod. Jaude. Jhopuya ata." Wife:" ( Disappointed with his reaction) Kk. " Lights off !!!
Scene #8-
Kalpreet and her Punjabi launda walk into their room and , to her surprise, Kb finds the room all decorated in her favorite color pink , with rose petals spread on the bed . Her favorite accessories being giftpacked and placed on the bed . Kb is happy. Kb is mad. Kb is excited . Woh fula na samaayi. She hugs her hubby ...n shouts " Oh my God, Oh my God , this is so romantic. Wowww ..." Hubby smiles , and tells her " Its all for you jaanu ... Chal ab jaldi fresh ho jaao.." Kb :" I have already started going crazy. Paris. Here this surprise. And we have so many things to do. Shopping, photos , roaming, eating ... wowwwwww... Its gonna be a killer week." Kb goes to the washroom , and hubby changes in the time too and lies on the bed , while switching on the music system , playing some light romantic instrumentals. On returning back , wet hair , kajalled eyes , pinky shining lips , Kb in bathroom robe , Hubby finds there is something waiting for him on the cards. Kb comes close to her hubby , lies besides him on the bed. Hubby's heartbeat increases. Music track playing in his mind "Dil dhak dhak karne laga... Ho mora jiya ra darrne laga" . Kb comes very close , her cheeks brushing with his cheeks , her body aroma filling his senses , his heartbeats have surpassed those of athletes, they are very close now. Their faces are almost on the brink of a .................... And ... ............................................. Kb removes her cellphone and tell her hubby to look above and clicks a selfie. Hubby Smiles. Lights off !!!
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